Hello?! Can’t you see I’m trying to fix your shit?!
Hello Mr. User, don’t call the help desk to clean a virus off your computer and close the scan in the middle of the process. Its only going to take that much longer to start the scan from the beginning again.
And oh, by the way, you should probably put antivirus software on your XP machine here. Hang on, I’ll do it for you.
And gosh darnit!! Why does it take next to an eternity to download Service Pack 3 and install it, Microsoft?!!!! Two fuckin’ hours?!