Without ignorance, I wouldn’t have a job…!
Me: “Uhm yeah, you can’t install Skype on this computer. It causes unnecessary network traffic in the clinic. Oh and by the way, you shouldn’t go to freeze.com or sites that promote 1000 free songs or free games. They are chock full of viruses and spyware and malware” (which is why I have to clean your computer every month!!!).
User:” Uhm ok, sure thing.. thanks, bye.” (discontent in her voice…)
Me: Thinking, “you are lucky I don’t tell your supervisors, cause they don’t tolerate that shit! hello?! HIPAA anyone?!!… Its the reason users get fired for going to myspace. Next time you aren’t going to be so lucky…”
…..Yeah, here’s my check, just sign on the dotted line please, spank you very much!